New Towns in Iraqi Now that the B-1's, B-2's, B-52's, TLAMs, F-14's, F-15's, F-16's, F/A-18's, Tornados, Harriers, F-117's, and field artillery have reorganized Iraq's landscape, US intelligence has discovered they have renamed some of their towns, no doubt in order to confuse us. These new names include:

* Wherz-Myroof
* Mykamel-Izded
* OKraph-Dissizbad
* Waddi-El-Izgowinon
* Pleez-Ztopdibomin
* Kizz-Yerbuht-Goodbi
* Ikantstan-Disnomore
* Wha-Tahel-Wazi-Tinkin
* Myturbin-Izburnin

Priceless.

lol,