A Frenchman, Italian, and a Newfie are all sitting in a bar one night talking and bragging about how good their lovemaking skills are. The Frenchman says to the other two, "When I make love to my wife, I tickle the soles of her feet and she hovers an inch off the bed!" The Italian pipes up and says, "When I make love to my wife, I suck on her toe and she hovers two inches off the bed!" The Newfie, not to be outdone, chimes in and say, "Ahhh that's nothing! When me and the old lady get freaky, I wipe my dick on the curtains and she damn near hits the ceiling!"

I just saw a thread titled "Lovemaking" that was started by Ozmosys ... I thought that was the joke.

I have disappointed my fair share of women Lymbo...it is no joke...